Memetastic Award!

Okay, I have been included in the Memetastic Award. Just a little fun with some fellow bloggers :) 
So here are the rules:

1. You must proudly display the absolutely disgusting graphic in a post. (Looks like a pre-k bulletin board.)

2. You must list 5 things about yourself, and 4 of them must be bold-faced lies. Your readers are to guess which one is the truth by posting a comment on your blog.

3. You must pass this awesomely, prestigious award on to 5 deserving bloggers.

One truth, four lies. Can you figure it out? If you are the one that knows the answer then you will win an awesome friendship with me! Isn't that much better than money, or yummy treats? (No, writer friends, not the zombie kind of yummies.) 

1. I am related to Robin Leach of The Rich and Famous.

2. When I was little I was bitten by a monkey. 

3. I have eaten chocolate covered grasshoppers.

4. I was cast in the movie The Last Song as a pregnant extra while they were filming in Savannah, Ga. 

5. While growing up I wanted to be an architect. 

I will now submit five other people to the torture of this terrible graphic.

Wenona Hulsey

Temperance Black

Khloe Kamalis

M.G. Ainsworth

Pamela Mason

So which is the truth?  EH, eh?? Guess away!